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Can You Write a Better Headline for This Nutty Police Story?

Take a look at some of the witty headlines written by Solon Patch Facebook followers this morning and add your own!

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Wednesday morning, Solon Patch posted a story about a fight at the King Nut company. 

Since then, readers have been coming up with their own witty, "nutty" headlines on the Solon Patch Facebook page. 

Read some of the alternate headline suggestions here and add your own to the Facebook stream or right here in the comments section.

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Amanda Harnocz (Editor) December 5, 2012 at 05:59 pm
One of the suggestions from Michael Guastella was "Someone was obviously a little salty."
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Randy December 6, 2012 at 03:51 am
Just a bunch of nuts
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